As he typed the phrase: the best way Google presented an option that stated: the best way to commit suicide which caused me fly out of my chair and spend lots of time explaining this concept to a seven year old.
All of this makes it past the plethora of parental controls on his computer. Someone at Google needs to make sure that this doesn't happen to others. I can see a lawsuit in the near future if they don't take steps to censor this type of functionality. For now, they can make it up and agree to market my local OWASP chapter for free in terms of keyword searching.
In the meantime, ponder this photo I used google to find. I wonder what this person was thinking after the FBI visited his house...